You're Better Than That

So as you can see, my esteemed colleagues and myself have begun what we hope will be a wildly successful sports blog. Five Balls of Potential, or FBOP for short. If we make it big, maybe we'll get an endorsement deal with IHOP. Mmmm. Pancakes and crepes. Anyways, I was going to have Alfred or D do the inaugural first post since they have seniority, but they are either unable to wake up due to electrical outages ruining alarm clocks (guess it's time to start investing in roosters) or busy planning trips to the Midwest. So here goes. First post. Don't expect too much.

Luke Walton has a stalker. No, it's not Britney Spears. And no, it's not Sideshow Bob.
"Stacy Beshear, 34, of El Segundo was arrested – triggering a temporary restraining order to keep her away from Walton. "

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/walton-people-luke-2182271-life-want

C'mon Stacy. As Mark Jackson would say, "You're better than that." Do you really want Luke Walton, the guy who's only known for being Bill Walton's son? The guy who may or may not be the love interest of Karl Malone and/or Horace Grant? Really? Why not pick a fine and upstanding gentleman like, say, voice behind Optimus Prime? Or Peter Griffin? You're better than that. What's a 34 year old woman like you doing chasing a guy who's 6 years younger than you anyways? On second thought, don't answer that.

Oh, and sorry Jeff, but apparently Luke's already taken. Keep on making that push for Ernest.

I'm out like T-Mac in the first round.