One single by Mr. Jed Lowrie sent the Angels, their 100 wins, and their vaunted lineup to another early exit in the postseason. Like the Lakers, this SoCal team was beaten by a combination team work, defense, and clutch offense. Now with the obvious aside, we all know why this Red Sox team won; with Barack Obama advancing steadily on the White House, the networks had to send a white guy...or a whole team of white guys to the White House. Ladies and Gentlemen, the ALDS was fixed.
Does anyone realize how white this team is? This is the whiter-than-John-Mayer-eating-Wonder-Bread team. I saw this coming with the departure of Manny Ramirez and the arrival of Jason Bay. We replaced a Dominican with a CANADIAN. Now we're just rolling out the pale parade of Youkilis, Pedroia, Lowrie, Lowell, Drew, Ellsbury, Bay, and Varitek. Who are the Angels sending out? Well let's see... Guerrero, Anderson, Hunter, Kendrick, Aybar, Rivera and Figgins. What we have been experiencing the past few days is the most highly televised race war in cable history. These are the social forces that set the racial roles back in place. Fight the power my brothers.
Just kidding.
Seriously though, the Angels are just truly the easiest team to beat in the postseason.
Who else is excited about the possibility of a Red Sox and Dodgers World Series? Another chance to knock off a SoCal team. We all know Southern California is too laid back to have real sports fans. The only Dodgers fans in L.A are Red Sox fans cheering for Derek Lowe.
Here's an interesting tidbit... so I watching the Notebook (ehem, let me finish). The ending scene of the movie is eerily similar to the Mighty Ducks. Don't believe me? Watch them.
Yo its late and I don't know what I'm talking about.
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